Lollipops are people too

Coming off his world famous world tour: Naked mole rats are people too. Hector Doofus has written a new bestseller titled Lollipops are People too. After his push in 36 different countries to get Naked Mole Rats access to government services and assistance, He is now pushing for the same in lollipops

Hector has been a long time senator for the Republic of CouchPotatoes, and is famous for his Naked Mole rat awareness day, and and his effort to support the motivationally impaired. He has raised billions of dollars for rock stars, and has helped tyrannic nations out of debt. He is considered by many to be the greatest man of our generation.

His newest book focuses on the horror he has seen around him. He has been undercover in grocery stores around the nation, learning from the children, and the mothers. His findings have been a shock around the globe.

Here is an excerpt from his latest novel telling us some of the horrors he learned.

Today our test equipment caught a child in the act of licking a lollipop. like in out past studies this one emitted a high pitch squeal. Jonas believed it to believed it to be the tongue scraping against it, but I feared much worse. 

Hector is releasing this book on Nevember 32 2010. He encourages us to read it, and learn what he has learned.