Well that makes sense

You know, sometimes I am just baffled by logic in stores.
Ok actually, I have never been baffled by logic, but i have been baffled by immense stupidity, and that is what I am going to share with you today.

About a year ago, or tub knobs broke and we had to replace them in a hurry, so we did an emergency run to home depot, and couldn't find them. They weren't with the faucets, with plumbing, or the tubs. finally we gave up and asked someone....

he instructed us four isles down with the toilets. Shoulda known.

Now sometimes I understand thing getting stuck in an odd location when you are running out of space, but who in the world is going to go look at toilets to find bathtub knobs?

Well, Lowe's knew better. We went there yesterday because our knobs broke again. (I think we have gremlins) Anyway, we decided to go to Lowe's this time because we just prefer them. Again, I was lost. we tried everywhere, even the toilets and couldn't find anything. we were about to give up and go to home depot when momma asked someone..... and was pointed to outdoor plumbing.

now I really want to see the idiot who would put their indoor tub in their front yard. This is about on the level of sticking your kitchen sink.... not in the kitchen, but out in your garage.

I fail to see logic in either.

well now we know where to find them, and we need to replace a kitchen faucet soon. I think we will try the lumber section first.

I mean, it makes about as much sense as the others did.

Time to do something drastic

This blog has hit a slump. I am not writing, and you people are not commenting, so I am planning something big stunning, and comment worthy.

Like...... setting all your kitchens on fire.

Why you, you ask? well I wouldn't want my kitchen on fire. That would be a bummer, but you? I barely know any of you! So let the torching commence!


This just in, PR tells me I should not make these threats, so I apologize for attempting to torch your kitchens.

Now for plan B, TORCHING YOUR LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You all shall find nothing but ashes in your living rooms HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I think I am done with the threats, how has your week gone?