Thursday, September 2, 2010

this is what happens when I get bored:

This is Caveman News Network, the news we want when you least want it. I'm your host Greg Bonehead, and I will be bringing you this useful news today.

First up today a cave school was attacked by Slingshot wielding terrorists. Our in field reporter Elise Clonk is there to bring us first hand what went on; Elise?

Elise: “Thanks Greg, and I am standing here where not two hours ago there were weapons of mass destruction hurling boulders at the local cave school. Shortly after the first round left eh long arm catapult, Men riding savage donkeys burst through the doors and started shooting with assault slingshots.”

Greg: “Elise, can you tell us how many were killed?”

Elise: “So far the body count is unknown. When the police arrived the Terrorist shot them first, and then went on to kill unknown amounts of beavers and foxes.”

Greg: “Where any Cave children hurt?”

Elise: “No, however the Terrorists did read them stories that involved Dragons, and blood, and many children are suffering from trauma.”

Greg “How were the terrorists stopped?”

Elise: “They um, well they actually went home.”

Greg: “We will now take you to our local expert of criminal psychology, John Ugg, are you there?”

John: “Yes, Thank you Greg.”

Greg: “John, in your opinion, can you explain how this all came around?”

John: “Well, I would say that it has to do with this country's rampant allowing citizens to carry assault Slingshots. Slingshots have been the cause of dozens of deaths over the years, and the fact that anyone can own one has lead to many unsavory types such as these terrorists to get a hold of them.”

Greg: “Are you suggesting a slingshot ban?”

John: “Well, not exactly, one does not want to take away freedoms from out people, but I do think that an all around restriction of Arms for general public will be necessary, leaving only registered law enforcers with such devices to protect themselves from savages such as these.”

Greg: “Thank you John for sharing your thoughts, now we will turn you over to what our President had to say.”

“We are very sorry to all those animals who lost their lives in the shooting today. We will think about them for the next few days.” -President Bonk

Greg: “Thank you for tuning in, in a few minutes we will cover how the Banana Peel inc Banana rig explosion has cause hundreds of golfers to lose their tournaments, and later we will cover the British tea parties held by the Victorian radicals. Stay tuned, this is Caveman News Network.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Keep moving foward, keep moving foward, keep moving, keep moving, stop!

Well life has been crazy the past few days, and I can say thing may just get weirder. For the first time I am meeting an Inkling in real life: Anna. this Saturday we are going to the local water park, and she is joining us.

On another note. My story has greatly improved in this new version I am writing. I am finally feeling like it may be as good as the original book. With a new villain, and an old nemesis returning, this could be the better book.

Hy hair is a mess. I hate it when it gets messy, and this time is no exception. I hope to get it cut today, maybe tomorrow.

It's august and so now I am beginning to think Christmas. (Christmastime begins in august here, big family = big Christmas) Last year I did a very popular christmas song coutdown. to repeat that would be boring, so I am planning on topping it.


Here is the big question though: last year I did an equally popular thought of the day column, and I ask, does anyone want that to return?

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Why I am an optimist

If one were to analyze the past few years of my life, one would wonder why I am an optimist. My Girlfriend used me to get another guy. I lost a younger sibling, and I have had three computers crash. I twisted my knee and permanently injured it. I got kicked out of a writers club in an ugly debate, and then I lost a lot of my writing.

My life was pretty terrible.

Shortly after I was kicked out of Inklings, I went to praying, and got saved. My life has had a pretty quick turn around. I started writing again, I rejoined Inklings, and not only that, I was made assistant leader. I then Finished my first book, caught up in all subjects except math, and have a new sibling on the way.

Things could not look better in all honesty. My writing is improving in leaps and bounds. I have good friends, I am reading my Bible. I am catching up in school. I will graduate soon.
The one thing that greatly delights me is My new Sibling Boo on the way, if one wants to hear all the drama about it I will send you to my momma's blog, but let's just say it has been a rough turn of events that are looking up now.

I wish I could explain how great my life feels now, but there was one thing missing. Of all the things that went wrong,t he one I never got over was the way my girlfriend had used me. We had been childhood friends so it hurt doubly. Since then I have read and read and I know now we were never meant to be, our lives were headed in different directions.

In recent times it has been easier to put that aside. I am now moving forward, and I will not look back. I have however said I would never love again until I was on my own and ready to Marry.
Things just never turn out the way I plan them.

On March 23rd I met Kinderline, and she joined Inklings. It was not long before we both got flustered, and admitted we liked each other. It was funny really, because we were both sure the other did not feel the same way.

In truth. I never really thought I would move on. No person would ever truly understand me, so I never expected to truly care about someone. Kinderline is different though, as she does understand me. Sometimes as well as I understand myself. We have long gone over debates, and have been discussing things, and I honestly say she is one truly special girl.
And the best part of all, is she is My Girlfriend.

So one may wonder why I am an optimist, I must tell them that after my bleakest years, everything came together. It has been a two year emotional roller coaster, and even if I regret some decisions, I would never for the life of me turn back the clock. My life has turned out better in the end.

That is why I am optimist.

My Girlfriend's post

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Warning, this post has no previous thought put into it. Unedited thoughts may cause Brain explosions, or dizziness; do not operate heavy machinery for at least 8 hours after use.

Ok I need to get a post up, and I don't have much to say, so I am going to say as much as I can.

Bad Idea, I know.

Ok let's get started. The local Wal-Mart has been undergoing MASSIVE changes. They repainted the intirior, rearranged the whole store, and made everything more streamlined. The only problem I have seen is that: We can't find anything. Now they have done a lot to improve the place, they have taken out unattractive displays, and replaced them with new nicer ones. They brightened up the whole store so that it is warmer and friendlier. They have been installing more cashiers at the front so that there are speedier checkouts, and they have been relocating sections to places that make sense.
We just wish we could find them.

I had my birthday already as many of you know. We held the party the day before, and we went to see "How to Train Your Dragon" Which I must say was incredibly cute, bu like everyone else: I hated the romance, it almost wrecked the movie.
I also got the new FireFlight album, and I got WipEout Fusion, and then after that I got a bunch of clothing.

The WipEout Fusion reminds me, I will now torture you people with videos of the most insanely fast game EVER made. F Zero GX


This game had what every other sci-fi racer wished it had. This game was pure raw Energy, and the courses were insane. the one I just showed you there was an easy course. This game did not however just stop with fun courses to drive, they were also insanely cool to look at too. When you are in Aeropolis you have those clean whites and blues. When you are in The lightning storm, You have a brown electrified track with massive lighting going on all around. When you step into the Fire Field you are on a track suspended over a pit of magma, and there are huge flares shooting up and dancing all around you.

No track ever was boring, and not track looked or played exactly the same. This game made you cringe, jump and tense up over some insanely tight turns.

I would like to go one record as having said: This game is not easy. the first sets of tracks can be completed by anyone, but anything above Emerald cup is insane. Especially on higher difficulty levels. I have unlocked all the tracks, but I assure you, if you are not a major gamer, then don't count on getting those tracks.

It is football season, and I am am gonna be doing Fantasy football this year. I never have done it before, but I am doing two teams: one will be played by making careful decisions, and deciding who to go with, and the other is going to be making random choices. This is happening because I made a comment that a monkey with a dart board would probably beat all the fantasy players out there.

I have run out of things to talk about, and this should keep you all busy until I DO think of something.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

You got a room full of toddlers...

Who want to watch a movie. Specifically they want to see "Cars". you do not have "Cars", so you try to think of a plan. First you try to convince them there are other movies, but in all honesty, you know that won't work, and if you outright refuse, they will go mad and start throwing temper tantrums, and next thing you know, you will be sprinting out the door to save your life.

The truth is, you either have to go and look really hard for "Cars", or you'll have to trick them. you are tired, and you don't see why you should have to work this hard, so you go for tricking them. You look through your movies, and find a  car chase movie. You tell them all that it was the car movie the wanted. they get all happy excited cheer you on, and get ready, and....

They realize you tricked them, and you find yourself running for your life.

This is not uncommon. In fact it is done probably every day. probably not in that way, but people trick little ones all the time. It is how they can avoid doing what the toddler wants, without the work of dealing with a tantrum. This mentality however doesn't end at the toddler stage. People wind up doing it their entire lives. They will do something that is showy, and makes them look good, but if they really had to work, you'd find them running.

The best of these tend to go undetected for years. Politicians are the most notable, because the really good ones make sure that the blame falls on the next guy in line. People are tricked in huge masses, and some of them are starting to wise up to the lies.

We have Politicians left and right, and anyone outside or in between, telling people how they envision America. Everyone has a different vision on the surface, but in all honesty they are one and the same: Control. One does not know always where they are lying, and where they are telling the truth, but we can know to look out for hidden meanings.

Just because something has cars, doesn't mean it IS "Cars". We need to be careful what we agree to in this country. We see Corporations committing fraud legally though licenses. Such as Microsoft limiting windows installations to two times on the same computer.
You may have "Purchased" it, but that doesn't mean anything with how law works today.

And Politicians, and corporations both use our broken Law system to win. they manipulate, point that they didn't lie, we simply misunderstood, and can take our money and run without providing the services they claimed. This is the kind of madness that will in the end destroy this country.

When everyone wises up, and riots.
The question is, when everyone wises up, will they bother to learn the truth? or will they just follow another liar?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Well that makes sense

You know, sometimes I am just baffled by logic in stores.
Ok actually, I have never been baffled by logic, but i have been baffled by immense stupidity, and that is what I am going to share with you today.

About a year ago, or tub knobs broke and we had to replace them in a hurry, so we did an emergency run to home depot, and couldn't find them. They weren't with the faucets, with plumbing, or the tubs. finally we gave up and asked someone....

he instructed us four isles down with the toilets. Shoulda known.

Now sometimes I understand thing getting stuck in an odd location when you are running out of space, but who in the world is going to go look at toilets to find bathtub knobs?

Well, Lowe's knew better. We went there yesterday because our knobs broke again. (I think we have gremlins) Anyway, we decided to go to Lowe's this time because we just prefer them. Again, I was lost. we tried everywhere, even the toilets and couldn't find anything. we were about to give up and go to home depot when momma asked someone..... and was pointed to outdoor plumbing.

now I really want to see the idiot who would put their indoor tub in their front yard. This is about on the level of sticking your kitchen sink.... not in the kitchen, but out in your garage.

I fail to see logic in either.

well now we know where to find them, and we need to replace a kitchen faucet soon. I think we will try the lumber section first.

I mean, it makes about as much sense as the others did.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Time to do something drastic

This blog has hit a slump. I am not writing, and you people are not commenting, so I am planning something big stunning, and comment worthy.

Like...... setting all your kitchens on fire.

Why you, you ask? well I wouldn't want my kitchen on fire. That would be a bummer, but you? I barely know any of you! So let the torching commence!


This just in, PR tells me I should not make these threats, so I apologize for attempting to torch your kitchens.

Now for plan B, TORCHING YOUR LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You all shall find nothing but ashes in your living rooms HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I think I am done with the threats, how has your week gone?
 

Saturday, July 10, 2010

A newsboys song

Sometimes this song is so sickeningly true. Don't have much to say other than that, so here is the song.


Newsboys: Lost the Plot



When you come back again
would you bring me something from the fridge?
Heard a rumour that the end is near
but I just got comfortable here.
sigh.
Let's be blunt.
I'm a little distracted.
What do you want?

Headaches and bad faith
are all that I've got.
First I misplaced the ending
then I lost the plot.

Out among the free-range sheep
while the big birds sharpen their claws.
For a time we stuck with the shepherd
but you wouldn't play Santa Claus.

sigh.
Let's be blunt.
We're a little distracted.
What do you want?

Once we could follow,
now we cannot.
You would not fit our image,
so we lost the plot.

Once we could hear you,
now our senses are shot.
We've forgotten our first love.
We have lost the plot.

When I saw you for the first time
you were hanging with a thief
And I knew my hands were dirty,
and I dropped my gaze.
Then you said I was forgiven
and you welcomed me with laughter.
I was happy ever after.
I was counting the days
when you'd come back again.
we'll be waiting for you
When you comin' back again?
we'll be ready for you
Maybe we'll wake up when...
maybe we'll wake up when
you come back again.

lies.
Let's be blunt.
We're a little unfaithful.
What do you want?

Are you still listening?
`Cause we're obviously not
We've forgotten our first love
We have lost the plot.

And why are you still calling?
You forgave, we forgot.
We're such experts at stalling
that we've lost the plot.
lost the plot

When you come back again
would you bring me something from the fridge?
Heard a rumour that the end is near
but I just got comfortable here.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Of things that go right

Of things that go right:

Best Friend returning,
We have a new (used) truck, (Which we have been needing desperately)
Favorite band puts out an epic new Music Video.
Texas has been not facing drought (Bigger deal than you think)
UFO's have not landed.(big news for those who watched Independence day)
I am starting to get over my Head cold.
My Efforts to revive Inklings is paying off finally.
The Narnia trailer looks awesome.
I'm not dead. (Duh)
Laura's Birthday did not end in disaster (Unless you are a bear. We now have a Venus Bear trap in the Inklings garden)

So how have things gone for you lately? My week started out bad, but has ended with a bang. I am somewhere between Delighted, and Deliriously Happy. If you need me, I will be somewhere in the upper atmosphere.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Fireflight: For those who wait.

It is no secret that Fireflight is one of my favorite bands, they have some of the deepest lyrics in Christain rock, and their sound is so crystal clear and sharp. So today I am gonna share their newest video along with the lyrics.



This is for those who wait

Another day another waiting game
A little different but it’s still the same
I am here but wheres the One I’m longing for
I’m having troubles feeling all alone
When my heart find a home
I want to hope but sometimes I just don’t know
I know I’m not the only one

(Chorus)
So you sing a lullaby
To the lonely hearts tonight
Let it set Your heart on fire
Let it set You free
When you’re fighting to believe in a love that you can’t see
Just know there is a purpose
For those who wait

I want to open up my eyes
I know that I’m in need is time
I’m growing stronger every single day
God, I’m gonna lead them to You now
Letting go all of my fear and doubt
I can’t do this on my own so I’ll give You control
I know I’m not the only one

(Chorus)
So you sing a lullaby
To the lonely hearts tonight
Let it set Your heart on fire
Let it set You free
When you’re fighting to believe in a love that you can’t see
Just know there is a purpose
For those who wait

The pressure makes us stronger
The struggle makes us hunger
The hard lessons make the difference
The pressure makes us stronger
The struggle makes us hunger
The hard lessons make the difference
And the difference makes it worth it
(Chrous)
So you sing a lullaby
To the lonely hearts tonight
Let it set Your heart on fire
Let it set You free
When you’re fighting to believe in a love that you can’t see
Just know there is a purpose
For those who wait

Set your heart on fire
This is for those who wait


hope you enjoyed it too.